new barney song

text messages collection extracted from my cellphone's inbox. sinipag mag-encode habang naghihintay ng pagdating ni chanchu. hehehe. salamat sa mga walang sawang nagtetext. nakaroaming ako kaya narereceive ko pa rin yung messages nyo.

1. I may never had the opportunity to do great things for you, but i will always find a chance to do small things in a great way... thru prayer. God bless.

2. Why am I texting you? Care? Missed? Love? Bored? Bakit nga ba? Well, well, well, unlimited kasi ako eh. no choice. hehehe.

3. I saw my friend at the 17th floor, magpapakamatay. I asked, "Why?" He says he gotta crush on you. So I decided to push him. Nakatulong ako! Nabawasan pa ng tanga sa mundo. =)

4. Pulis: sino nakasaksi sa aksidente? Tambay: ako sir! kulay itim na van ang nakabangga. Pulis: nakuha mo ba yung plate number? Tambay: hindi sir, nakaturnilyo kasi.

5. Life is a journey; a road to move on, a river to cross, a sky to fly. With God in our life, no worries could torment us for He will lift us along the way.

6. Sa mundo, may 2 klase lang ng tao. 1st, "panget". 2nd, "sobrang panget" ngayon, naiintindihan ko na yung sinasabi ng iba... "si kukote, may sariling mundo."

7. To talk to God, no breath is lost. To walk with God, no strength is lost. To wait for God, no time is lost. Always trust in God, you won't get lost.

8. Every morning, please leave your worries outside your gate's doorstep, because that is where they pick-up the garbage. May all your days be worry-free. God bless.

9. Life is a movie written, produced and directed by God and played by you. It's a 1-take movie so play it the best you can. It has no cuts, make it a blockbuster in God's eyes.

10. Sa bawat oo, may hindi. Sa bawat tama, may mali. Sa bawat tawa, may iyak. Kaya sana, malaman mo na sa bawat ikaw, may ako, na parating andito kung sakaling kakailanganin mo. =) naks! drama ba?

11. Barney song: (sing with me) I love you, you love me. Let's go out and kill Barney! with a shotgun, bang! bang! Barney's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur. =)

12. Apo: lolo kumain na ho kayo kahit dalawang kutsara lang. Lolo: mga sira pala kayo! lugaw nga, hindi ko na malunok, kutsara pa kaya?

13. Pasahero: mama, hindi pa ba tayo aalis? Driver: Mamaya na ho, wala pa pong laman! Pasahero: Anong tingin mo sa akin? Sabaw?

14. Hating kapatid, Monkey1: hahatiin natin yung saging sa 3 ha! Monkey2: bakit 3? e dalawa lang tayo! Monkey1: madamot ka talaga, eh yang nagbabasa, hindi mo bibigyan?

15. Minsan, akala mo yata, hindi kita naalala. Minsan, akala mo yata, hindi kita namimiss. Minsan, akala mo, binalewala kita, pero akala mo lang yun! ikaw pa! sino ka nga ulet?