Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.yun lang!
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and! replied: "I like your sense of humour."
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"O.K", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady,honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers' license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
sana, hindi ito mangyari sa laban ni pacquiao! nyahahaha!
Friday, May 19, 2006
mga natanggap kong e-mail
forwarded e-mails na worth posting dito sa blog ko. wala lang. enjoy!