ngayon lang yata ako nakapagtrabaho ng medyo mahaba-haba, kaya di masyado makapagpost dito. ito talagang trabaho, nakakaistorbo sa pagboblog. hehehe. wala akong maisulat.. kaya copy paste ko na lang muna itong joke na nareceive ko sa e-mail kanina.... don't know who the author is, i think, this already an old joke, daming beses ko nang nabasa to eh...here it goes...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
â€œHoney, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily;
â€�Fix the light? NOW? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!â€�
The wife asks, â€œWell then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.â€�
To which he replied, â€œFix the fridge door? Does it look like I have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so.â€�
â€œFineâ€�, she says, â€œThen you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.â€�
â€œI'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix stepsâ€�, he says. â€œDoes it look like i have ace hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!â€�
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
â€œHoneyâ€�, he asks, â€œHow'd all this get fixed?â€�
She said, â€œWell, when you left i sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.â€�
He said, â€œSo what kind of cake did you bake him?â€�
She replied, â€œHello... do you see Goldilocks written on my forehead? I don't think so!â€�