Tuesday, August 16, 2005

best out of office auto replies

note: this is a forwarded e-mail i received today from a friend. i don't know who the author is, hindi ko inaangkin, ok? hehehe

Best Out Of Office Auto Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged 5.99
for the first ten words and 1.99 for each additional word in your

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.


8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.


mei said...

haha! pakopya naman, isi-save ko sa answering machine namin....:)...ay teka, wala pala kami nun!

kukote said...

sure... kopya lang ng kopya, di naman akin yan eh... hehehehe