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natawa ako sa post ni dops, yung pinoy cut... and i want to share something on the same topic. doon kasi sa baranggay namin sa batangas, kahit nagpatuli ka na, kung sa doktor ka nagpatuli, still, they think you are a lesser man... hehehe. pero kahit ganun, sa doktor pa rin ako, mas safe. ang ikekwento ko, yung mga naobserbahan ko sa aking dalawang kapatid na hindi sa doktor nagpatuli. e saan?
mas barako ka raw kung doon ka sa pokpok! nope, hindi yung mga babaeng mababa ang lipad ang tinutukoy ko... sya yung hindi ko alam kung albularyo ba o ano, na ang trabaho lang ay magtuli without anesthesia! as in, mano-mano, at tinawag syang pokpok, kasi, isasalang yung sayo, ipapatong yung labahang bagong hasa sabay popokpokin! bilib din ako doon sa dalawa kong kapatid... umuwi ng bahay, napokpok na! pinag-ngata daw sila ng dahon ng bayabas, tapos, yun na nga.. walang anesthesia, kagat labi, tiis! kahit sakit na sakit, pakitang barako sila... hehehe! marami daw silang sama-sama, parang nagkayayaan lang! tapos, pagkatapos nun... patatakbuhin pa raw sa araruhan! alam nyo yung araruhan??? yung taniman na wala pang tanim... inararo pa lang, may malalaki at matitigas na lupa pa, mahirap tumakbo dun! ewan ko kung anong sense bakit kailangang tumakbo pa sila dun! ang bayad lang nila doon sa nagtuli, isang lata ng sardinas!
matindi pa nyan, meron silang langgas sessioN! hehehe. yun bang yung mga bagong tuli... magkakasama pa kung linisin yung kanilang mga sugat! hehehe. ikwento ba dito?? hehehe, wala lang, natatawa lang ako sa kanila, bakit kailangang sama-sama? sama sama pa sila maglalaga ng dahon ng bayabas.. hahaha!
ang matindi nito, yung sa kuya ko! ewan ko, bumalik daw eh! as in, nung gumaling yung sugat, balik sa dati! kaya hayun, nung magkaroon ulit ng isa pang batch na nagpunta doon, sumama ulit sya! at hindi pa nadala, doon ulit!!! sa second try, ok na daw! kakaibang experience yun, di ba? imagine, twice ka nagpatuli??? hehehe.
tama na, sigurado, lagot ako pag nabasa ito ng dalawa kong kapatid. buti na lang, hindi sila nag-iinternet! hehehe. yung experience ko, halos kapareho nung kay dops, sa hospital, babaeng nurse ang nagbinyag sa akin. ayaw ko nang ikwento! hahaha!
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marhgil,
hindi ako batanguena, at lalo rin namang hindi ako lalaki, pero would you believe, na naka witness ako ng ganyang tulian? nagpunta kami sa aklan kasama ng mga classmates ko, tapos nakakita kami ng mga batang nakahilera dun sa harap nung mama, ngumunguya ng bayabas, tapos ayun na pinukpok na nung albularyo, ang siste, nasubo nung bata yung bayabas so nung sabing iluwa dun sa kanyang little boy ang naguyang bayabas wala na siyang mailabas! pinatakbo sila sa dagat, gamot daw an ng seawater sa sugat eh...wawa naman yung bata, umiiyak na tumakbo sa dagat, pagdating dun, nagsisigaw...mahapdi naman kasi iyon eh! haba ng comment ko ano? sensya na!
Hahahha...sa topic mong ito Dong, naaalala ko ang kwentong tuli ni Dops, doon sa comments box ko kaso lang di mo maiintindihan, well ito kakayanin kong e translate sa iyo hek hek hek ;
Yong tuli nga na pokpok sabi mo, eh sa bisaya yan "paltak sabi ni manoy Dops" tinuli daw yong bata pinanguya pa ng dahon ng bayabas, ang sabi ng matanda pagpinukpok nya sabay buga nung bayabas, e nung pinokpok na,nasaktan yong bata nalunok yong dahon ng bayabas, umiiyak pa sa sakit kaya muntik na ring lunokin nung matanda ang ibon nung bata para daw di masyadong duguin hek hek hek
oks na rin eh walang ipin yong matanda eh! hek hek hek
Eh, ano yong pang pukpok dong, martilyo ba? hek hek
pokpok ba tawag dun? akala ko pukpok. anyway, kaya bumalik yunsa kuya mo kasi ang d-pukpok wala ng tinatahi tulad ng sa doctor, kaya may chance na bumalik yun balat at magsara ulit. delikado din yun pukpok kasi prone sa infection. jusko, to hell with pagka macho ng lalaki kung infected naman ang ari! i saym the best thing with tuli is do it at birth, less pain, less trauma, safer. i should know. (ask me off-line) hehehe...
ang tindi naman nun, ang lakas ng loob nilang walang anesthesia. anyway, dito daw sa america (feel ko lang i-share), may mga cases na nagpapatuli na nga yung mga tao sa doktor, nagkakaruon parin sila ng infections or mali ang nagagawa ng doktor o kaya nasusunog yung mga ari nila. nasusunog daw kasi ginagamitan ng laser para daw matanggal yung balat. grabe yun noh. american doctor na yun, mas safe pa lumalabas yung sa pokpok ng pilipinas. hehe. siguro dapat sa pilipinas nalang pumunta lahat para magpatuli. dba, maganda pa yun, uunlad yung ekonomiya ng pinas.
Para saan ang bayabas?
yung bayabas para madaling matuyo yun wound... ginagamit talaga yun sa mga bagong opera... ;)
Hafa Adai, I'm from Guam. Unfortunately, I cannot speak and understand Filipino because it's so very difficult to find filipino language in my country, even the apparent presence of Filipinos that comprises 25% of the total population of my country. The fault is due to filipinos' preference to English only, as their lifetime and native language. I'm a guamanian and i'm an ethnic- Chamoru, the people in guam very similar to Indo-Malays in Malaysia and Indonesia.
When it comes to penile issue, circumcision has no mediacl basis. there is no conclusive proof that circumcision prevents HIV/AIDS and other STDs. It is not the answer to cure against penile cancer. It is proven that HIV/AIDS and penile cancer is higher in the U.S.A. were 65% of males are circumcised compare to Denmark and Japan were all boys of all ages there are apparently uncircumcised, which HIV/AIDS are very low and rare and no cases of penile cancer. The only way to prevent HIV/AIDS is wear a condom before you have sexual act. The only way to prevent penile cancer is to stop smoking and drinking or abusing your body by deadly chemicals.
In fact, always 90%-94% of boys ages 0-100 years old above are confirmed uncircumcised, permanently and no wonder many women of any ages likes, very fanatic, enjoys and really loves uncircumcised cocks/dicks/penises. All women who have sexual contact with circumcised boys feels discomfort, regrets, repression and overpowered while all women who have sexual with uncircumcised boys are very satisfied, enjoy, feels fullfillment and pleasured, with high presence of freedom. The well-known uncircumcised boys of all ages are all boys from New Hemisphere, except circumcised Americans only, all Europeans, African boys, except Africans who are as bigot as pro-circumcision Filipinos, non-terrorrist in the Middle East and all boys of Asia-Pacific regions, except the Philippines, because Philippines is dominated by very ignorant and narrow-minded arrogant bigots.
Circumcision in the Philippines is done only by unnecessary reason or no reason at all. The only root cause of Filipino boys force themselves to undergo circumcision is "peer pressure" by teasing any uncut boys as "supot'(By Tagalogs) and "pisot"(by Visayans). Peer pressure was originated and invented only by the people who are highly very narrow-minded, insane, idiot, hysterical, crazy, superstitious, overeacting(OA) and overwhelming, too strict sexual morality, violent, stupid, sexually repressive and too much strict sexual censorship which lead to the Filipinos' minds believe that all Filipino boys ages 0-100 years are circumcised and should be required to circumcised, conclusively, by unidentifying who is circumcised and who is uncircumcised. Peer pressure is still done and supported only by people who have all character/attitude that i mentioned(refers to the people who are originally invents the culture of peer pressure).
What a poor Filipinos, especially the pro-circumcision Filipinos! Circumcision is the pride of the narrow-minded Filipinos to show their rite of bigoted masculinity is the worst enemy of nearly all people in the whole Earth, always, especially by highly open-minded and liberated people. The only well-known circumcised are Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Al Qaeda terrorrist, Taliban, Somalian and Nigerian hostage takers who were the responsible of abducting Filipino crewmen, George W. Bush, Westboro church members from the U.S. who are highly and strictly anti-gays or homophobics and Cong. Benny abante of Manila. Shame to all of you, circumcised! The only well-known circumcised brings havocs and disasters to entire humankind and entire Earth. Remember, circumcision is not considered as part of the Filipino culture, anymore. Requiring to undergo circumcision so that he would become a Filipino is the most silly and idiot of all. That the real kind of brainwashing. circumcision is a norm and habit only for the people who are very narrow-minded, prejudicial, idiot, hysterical, crazy, superstitious, overeacting and overwhelming, too strict sexual morality, violence-loving, stupi, sexually repressive and overwhelmingly arrogant very super ignorant.
SI YU'US MAASI.
You idiot. You do not have the right to say they're narrow minded because they're pro-circumcision. Its their bodies not yours. Have a shame on your self!. How is that compared to other countries fund of piercing their ears and other parts of their bodies. Oh so well, they're narrow minded too.
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