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happy weekend!
yun lang!
This is Marhgil Macuha's blog before he got his own self-hosted blog. He occassionally posts here, kapag natitripan. :)
GUD DAY! CONGRATULATIONS! U HVE BIN PRSELECTD 2 AVAIL OF CTFINANCIAL QUICK CASH LOANS. 4 INFO PLS COL MS CEL MONTERO AT TEL # 8162005 OR 8162226 OR TXT THIS #. TNX!At hindi pa sila nakuntento sa isa, dalawang message yan na pareho. Naasar ako, nagreply ako. Sabi ko... "Stop sending these text spams! I'll report this number to NTC!!! Good luck!" In which, nagreply sya, sabi nya...
THS S LEGITIM8 WORK. F UR NOT NTRESTD, JUST DISRGARD MY MSG. U CN COL OUR OFC 2 CONFIRM. TNX ANYWAY.Huh? Aside ba from telemarketing, meron na rin ngayong SMSMarketing Department??? So, maghapon lang silang text nang text ng potential clients???? Citifinancial, hello!!!! Totoo ba ito? Meron kayong texters department dyan na ang trabaho ay magtext nang magtext ng mga tao para mag-alok ng serbisyo nyo????
MSN:i did not put the screen shots, mas maganda if you try it yourself, di ba? hehehe. not bad for a two weeks effort, di ba? considering na isa akong baguhan dyan sa search engine optimization. hehehe. anyway, unti-unti, makikita rin yan sa google, sobra kasing daming iniindex nilang page eh. i'm giving myself 3 months, para at least, makita sya sa first page ng google search results. pero sa MSN at Yahoo, ewan ko ba, hindi ko naman sila sinuhulan eh, aba at kagaling at nasa first page na kaagad ako. kaya pala unti-unti, dumarami ang aking bisita doon sa kabila. hehehe.
"text messages" : page 1 out of 14,797,722 (fifth on the list!)
"inspirational text messages" : page 1 out of 169,587 (1st on the list!!!)
"funny text messages": page 1 out of 2,737,516 (fifth on the list!)
Yahoo:
"text messages" : hindi ko pa makita. huhuhu!
"inspirational text messages" : page 3. number 30 of about 5,080,000
"funny text messages" : page 1! number 2 of about 607,000!!!
1. Prayer is the most cleansing therapy of the heart, it also converts hateful thoughts into clean and pure breath of the spirit. Good day!happy weekend!
2. What makes people cute? It's when they begin to care and show some concern. (",) ehem! nga pala, kumain ka na ba?! oh, huwag kang magpapagod ha.. opps, ingat lagi! =)
3. Ang mayabang, mahal ka na, ayaw pang aminin. Ang torpe, mahal ka na, ayaw pang sabihin. Ang pakipot, mahal na, ayaw pang sagutin. Pero ang tanga, nakita nang may sasakyan, tumawid pa... Patay!
4. Good pm. Ask ko lang. Kailangan ko kasing magbigay ng advice sa kapatid ko. Pag binigyan ko ba sya ng umbrella, payong kapatid ba yun?
5. A philosophy professor gave 1 question in a final exam. The class was seated when the professor touched his chair and asked: "Using everything we've learned this sem, prove that this chair does not exist." the whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted and the class wondered because the lazy student got the highest score. His answer consisted of just 2 words... "What chair?" =)
6. Pedro: miss, magkano ang serbisyo mo? Miss: 500 sa kama, 300 sa sofa, 200 sa sahig at 100 sa damuhan. Pedro: sige, 500! Miss: Wow! Bigatin! Isang beses sa kama? Pedro: Hindi. limang beses sa damuhan!
7. Hindi matatangay ng hangin ang bawat problema mo sa buhay. Hindi maaagos ng luha ang lungkot. Hindi mawawala sa isip at puso ang nararamdaman, pero ganun pa man, ano nga ba ang tagalog sa cake?
8. Morning is God's way of saying "one more time." Live life, make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind and inspire one soul. Good morning!
9. When a greeting is sent from a distance, you can't hear the wishes, you can't see the smiles, but you can sense the care that truly comes from the heart. Good night and sweet dreams!
10. Time may take us away. Space may keep us apart. Rumors may break us down. Yet, no matter where life leads us, i'm always going to be here. sticking around! God bless.
11. When you love, you don't need to change yourself to be accepted. As long as you can adjust with the relationship, it's enough. Tao ka lang, if you are not appreciated, tanga sya, sobra!
12. Lagi nating naririnig ang lines na "dito lang ako kapag kailangan mo ako" with matching "anytime" and "promise!" pa! Pero, di ba, mas maganda if I tell you na "Wala akong kwenta pero baka matulungan kita." =)
13. A fall from the third floor hurts as much as a fall from the hundredth, If I have to fall, may it be from a high place - Paulo Coelho
14. Common Filipino Mistake. Nanay: Gabi na ah! Uwi ba yan ng matinong babae? Saan ka na naman nanggaling bata ka?! Anak: E nay, kasi po... Nanay: Aba! Sumasagot pa! -Tinatanong, di ba?
15. New Zealand... New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo. Toink!
Ć¢€ÅPinoy Dream Academy is actually a separate franchise, also from Endemol, the same Dutch company behind Big Brother,Ć¢€� Dyogi explained.sabi nya pa dun sa interview, "We just want to give PBB a rest this year so that viewers will miss it. We want to protect the PBB franchise." so hayan, hindi tuloy ang pag-aaudition ko dahil wala naman akong balak sumali sa Pinoy Dream Academy. Hindi naman kasi ako marunong kumanta. sorry folks, you will not see me on tv this year. hahahaha!
Ć¢€ÅIn London, itĆ¢€™s called Ć¢€˜Fame Academy.Ć¢€™ In France, itĆ¢€™s Ć¢€˜Star Academy.Ć¢€™ In Spain and Italy, Ć¢€˜La Academia.Ć¢€™ ItĆ¢€™s a lot like PBB in the sense that the students live together. But the difference is that they will be trained to be performers. Big Brother wonĆ¢€™t be around. Instead, thereĆ¢€™ll be a principal and different instructors who will give workshops on singing, dancing and other aspects of performance.Ć¢€�
source: Chinoy teener from Cebu wins reality TV show
1. "Happy 40 thoughtful years, Goldilocks!" Send this to 40 people within 2 days or else, magiging cake ka! Totoo ito! Yung friend ko, naging cake na. Black forest na sya.. promise!yun lang!
2. Lucio Tan said, if a man has only 1 wife, wife often fights man; if man has 2 wives, wives fight each other; but if man has 4 wives, the wives play mahjong.
3. Higa kita sa kama. Tapos, huhubaran kita. Hahalikan kahit saan. Hahaplusin ko buong katawan mo! Tapos, tatanggalin ko ang Diaper mo. Baby, don't cry ha!
4. Anak: Nay, ano ba yung sex? Ina: Yun ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa para ipadama ang pagmamahal nila sa isa't isa. Anak: Haba naman. Paano ko pagkakasyahin yun sa biodata? =)
5. IQ Test: A farmer has 12 cows and 5 pigs. One day, he went to the market with 2 cows and 3 pigs not knowing that 6 cows followed him on the way. The question is, will he... Revillame?
6. Sa panaginip ko, naglalaro tayo sa tabing dagat, bigla ka na lang tinangay ng malaking alon! Umiyak ako at sumigaw! "Loko kang alon ka ah! Ano bang akala mo sa kaibigan ko? Tae?!"
7. Sa tuwina'y naaalala ka, sa pangarap, laging kasama ka. Ikaw ang alaala sa 'king pag-iisa.. wala nang... kasunod yan! Matutulog na ako. (-_-)
8. In a petshop, customer talking to a parrot, "Hoy! Can you speak ha? Can you speak? Bobo!" Parrot: "Yes, I can!! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you fly? Gago!"
9. Ito ang chain message na siguradong ipapasa mo: "Magkakaringworm sa pwet ang huling makakareceive nito." Sori na lang sa mga walang load!
10. Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short, a gentle death! Ang lalim! Dati, love is blind lang!
11. Girl: Maganda ba ako? Boy: Oo, kaya lang bumbayin ka. Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah. Tisay yata to! Boy: Tanga! Bumbayin ang amoy mo! Para kang shawarma.
12. Nanay: Hala, sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawaging nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging anak, naintindihan mo? Anak: Sige dude, alis na ako. =)
13. Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue. Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. =)
14. Isang gabi, naglayas ako, naligaw sa mundo, nadapa, umiyak, naghabol, nasugatan, pero tumayo ulit. Galing noh? Isang gabi lang yun!
15. Letter to OFW Dad: Love, thanks sa padala mo. Happy si Nene kasi yung toblerone, baon nya sa school. Yung Nike, suot na ni junior. Next time, huwag ka nang magpadala ng Nivea Milk. Hindi nila type, pait daw. Ako tuloy ang umubos.
"Here is wisdom Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six." Revelation 13:18 (New American Standard Bible)konting analysis lang nung bible verse and you will see na hindi naman date ang tinutukoy, at hindi rin 666, or six-six-six. kung babasahin mo yung verse, it says six hundred sixty-six. hindi six-six-six. kalaki namang pagkakaiba ng pinagdikit-dikit na six at ng six hundred sixty-six. isa pa, sabi, number of a man daw iyon, hindi naman sinabing date. sabi nya pa, let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast... kailangang icalculate. calculation ba yung pagdidikit-dikitin mo lang? tapos, six-six-six yung lalabas, sasabihin mong yun na ang number ng beast? it's not wisdom. it's kabobohan. ni hindi ka man lang nagkaroon ng calculation, nagdikit-dikit ka lang. e ang sabi sa bible, six hundred and sixty-six. kelan pa naging six hundred sixty-six ang equivalent ng 06/06/06? anong ginamit na calculation? kukote's theory of dikitation? hehehe. pinagdikit-dikit, kaya naging six hundred sixty-six! ang galing! hahaha!
1. breathing - sarap huminga, hindi nakakapagod, hehe.lahat ng nakabasa nito, tinatag ko!
2. sleeping while it rains outside - masarap talaga ang matulog, lalo na kapag umuulan. (tinagalog ko lang ata.)
3. blogging - naging bahagi na rin ito ng buhay ko, ang magsulat ng kung ano ano tungkol sa kung ano anong nakikita ko kung saan saan.
4. reading - basa nang basa ng kahit ano, books, blogs, street signs, warnings, at kung ano ano pa.
5. dreaming - masarap mangarap, lahat kaya mong gawin sa dream world.
6. listening to music - basta on the mood ako, kahit anong genre.
7. chatting - personal chat, online chat, basta sensible na kwentuhan, with a little sense of humor.
8. watching movie - basta trip ko at may pera ako, kahit corny ang palabas, pumapasok ako sa sinehan.
9. strolling - gala gala hanggang magsawa at manakit ang aking mga binti't hita.
10. texting - patext-text ng kung ano anong kakornihan na gumagala textosphere.
1. Bakit ngayon lang ako nagtext? Hindi ko ba alam na nakakainis yung ginawa ko? Sa susunod, magtetext na ako. Pasaway talaga ako... I hate me! I hate me! I hate me!yun lang!
2. Sun is now up smiling in the sky. The city is alive again with the divine guidance. Good morning all of you fans! Your idol is now awake. Pwede nang magtext!
3. Kapalaran mo for today: Makakakita ka ng isang bagay na magdudulot ng pagkainis. Mabuting umiwas muna sa salamin ngayon. =)
4. Lahat ng tao, liar. Lahat ng tao, plastik. Lahat ng tao, manloloko. Pero ikaw, hindi. Kasi, hindi ka tao. For me, you're an angel. Naks! Napangiti sya, may pangil naman. =)
5. May nakapagsabi na ba sa iyo na cute ka? Kung wala pa, wala tayong magagawa dyan! Hindi bale, mabait ka naman daw! Promise!
6. Minsan, nakasakay ako sa dyip. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin sa akin. Ayaw nilang kumibo, nakatitig lang sila sa akin. May isang naglakas ng loob at sinabi... "Ano nga yung commercial mo?"
7. Saang lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalake? Hhmmm. I like the way you think. But the real answer is Africa. =)
8. My wish for both of us is that we will continue to endure the hardships of being attractive and the complexity of resisting admirers. So help us God. =)
9. Alam mo, ok ka talaga! Palagi lang nakatawa, parang walang problema. The best ka! Nakita kita kahapon, mag-isa ka, enjoy na enjoy. Namamasyal doon sa plaza, may hila-hila kang lata. =)
10. Pasyente: Doc, seryoso po ba ang sakit ko? Doc: Nanonood ka ba ng jewel in the palace? Pasyente: Opo, pero anong koneksyon nun? Doc: Hindi mo na matatapos yun! =)
11. Hirap umibig, hirap din umiyak. Hirap magmahal, hirap ding masaktan. Hirap umasa, hirap ding magbago. Pero mas mahirap sa lahat, Accounting! Kapag mali ang isang numero, taena, mali lahat!!
12. Doc: What happened to your ears? Man: I was ironing clothes when the phone rang and I accidentally picked up the plantsa instead. Doc: But why both ears? Man: Gago yung caller, tumawag ulit!
13. Wife: Ngayong hiwalay na tayo, kukunin ko ang mga bata, mahal na mahal ko sila. Husband: Sige! Pero iwan mo ang yaya. Mahal na mahal ko rin sya!
14. Bakit masarap magmahal ang nurse? Kasi, 1. Matyaga; 2. Hindi boring; 3. Magaling makipag-usap; 4. Super lambing and lastly... 5. Mabilis sa kama... Kapag matutulog! Puyat eh! Galing duty!
15. Amy... mertney uyu, amy mertney uyu, amy mertney, amy mertney, amy mertney uyu! Maet mo inanta? Mertney mo ma? =)