Monday, May 30, 2005


Apronyms. No, it is not mispelled. See the definition here.

CHIP - Come Home I'm Pregnant
EGYPT - Eager to Grab Your Pretty Toes
FEAR - Forget Everything And Run
FINE - Fanatical, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional
HOLLAND -Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
ISDN - Innovations Subscriber Don't Need or It Still Does Nothing
ITALY - I Trust And Love You
NTSC = Never Twice the Same Color
PANIC - Pressured And Not In Control
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves More
TWAIN - Technology Without An Interesting Name
WIFE - Wash Iron Fornicate Etc.
YAHOO - You Always Have Other Options
CHEVROLET - Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
FORD - Found On Rubbish Dump
HONDA - Hold On Not Done Accelerating
JAGUAR - Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
KIA - Killed In Action
LOTUS - Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious
TOYOTA - Too Often, Yankees Overprice This Auto
NASCAR - Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
STEAL - Strategically Transfer Equipment to Another Location
FART - Fathers Against Rude Televisions
ACID - A Corrosive Ingredient, Definitely
ADIDAS - A Desirable Item Decorated And Striped
AGE - Annually Gets Elevated
ALARM - A Loud Appliance Ringing Madly

Ang daming pang ganito dito!

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