Tuesday, August 15, 2006

team building quotable quotes

mga quotable quotes noong nakaraang team building namin sa caylabne...

C: We will divide you into 4 groups.
M: I thought this is team building, why are we dividing?

-----

C: Gusto kong sumuka. (Nakita ang bossing naming Japanese.) I want to vomit.
J: Kakaiba ito, may subtitle. Hehehe.

-----

Playing pinoy henyo.
M: Is he a superhero?
R: Yes!
Time is up... Answer: Jackie Chan!
M: Superhero pala ha?!

-----


M talking to our boss, lasing na rin.
M: It's all your fault. We are drunk because of you. (Nanduro pa!)
Boss: (tawa lang)

-----

C: Our next game is sack race.
M: Uy, sack race daw. Karera ng medyas?

-----

During inuman..
Boss: Cheers!
Kami: Cheers! and Tables! Nyahaha!
R: (lasing na.) May nalalaman pa kayong Cheers!

-----

R: (Nagpapaturo lumangoy) How do you breath?
Ako: Simple. Inhale, then, exhale!

-----

Ako: (seeing Jet teaching the Chinese how to swim.) Yun, tinuturuan na sya ng Drowning 101.

-----

V: (sumuka si C sa harap nya) Alam ko na ang kinain mo kanina!
later... sabi ni V: Grabe si C. Matalino. Pinili lang ang isusuka nya. Pansit lang ang isinuka, ang masasarap, itinira sa tyan nya.

-----

habang nagvivideoke si C.
V: ikwento mo na lang!

-----

S: What is taob? (Talking about the banana boat na itataob.)
Ako: Taob, it's an inverted boat. (Tama naman, di ba?)

-----

(da best ito!)
C: (Lasing na habang hawak ang videoke mic) Put*ng ina! Gusto nyo na akong magmura?

-----


yan lang ang natatandaan ko. marami pa siguro, nakalimutan ko na lang ang iba.

yun lang!

6 comments:

lojik said...

talagang tinandaan mo pa tito aga ha! iba ka!

partida...lasing pa ito!

kukote said...

@lojik... hahaha! hindi naman ako nalasing noon. :)

i-am-super-christie said...

nyahahaha. bLoooopers!!!

C: We will divide you into 4 groups.
M: I thought this is team building, why are we dividing?

-----

C: Gusto kong sumuka. (Nakita ang bossing naming Japanese.) I want to vomit.
J: Kakaiba ito, may subtitle. Hehehe.

-----

Playing pinoy henyo.
M: Is he a superhero?
R: Yes!
Time is up... Answer: Jackie Chan!
M: Superhero pala ha?!


gad. i couldn't stop laughing.

you must a bunch of crazy, crazy people. ano kaya feeling kasama kayo noh?

feel ko LAUGHTER. 24/7. nyahahaha.

yen said...

haha ayos ka dn ah naalala m p lhat yan hahaha.. sarap tlga pg mga lasing n mga kasma.. laftrip haha!

tutubing_karayom said...

Hanep sa Sense ah! hahaha...

kukote said...

@kapitana lipz... hindi naman kami crazy, mga programmer na pilosopo lang. hehehe. sya sige na, baliw na nga. hahaha!

@yen... oo nga, laugh trip, lalo na kapag ikaw na lang ang hindi lasing. hehehe.

@tk... hehehe. senseless ba? hehehe