Marhgil Macuha

C: We will divide you into 4 groups.
M: I thought this is team building, why are we dividing?

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C: Gusto kong sumuka. (Nakita ang bossing naming Japanese.) I want to vomit.
J: Kakaiba ito, may subtitle. Hehehe.

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Playing pinoy henyo.
M: Is he a superhero?
R: Yes!
Time is up... Answer: Jackie Chan!
M: Superhero pala ha?!

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M talking to our boss, lasing na rin.
M: It's all your fault. We are drunk because of you. (Nanduro pa!)
Boss: (tawa lang)

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C: Our next game is sack race.
M: Uy, sack race daw. Karera ng medyas?

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During inuman..
Boss: Cheers!
Kami: Cheers! and Tables! Nyahaha!
R: (lasing na.) May nalalaman pa kayong Cheers!

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R: (Nagpapaturo lumangoy) How do you breath?
Ako: Simple. Inhale, then, exhale!

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Ako: (seeing Jet teaching the Chinese how to swim.) Yun, tinuturuan na sya ng Drowning 101.

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V: (sumuka si C sa harap nya) Alam ko na ang kinain mo kanina!
later... sabi ni V: Grabe si C. Matalino. Pinili lang ang isusuka nya. Pansit lang ang isinuka, ang masasarap, itinira sa tyan nya.

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habang nagvivideoke si C.
V: ikwento mo na lang!

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S: What is taob? (Talking about the banana boat na itataob.)
Ako: Taob, it's an inverted boat. (Tama naman, di ba?)

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(da best ito!)
C: (Lasing na habang hawak ang videoke mic) Put*ng ina! Gusto nyo na akong magmura?

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